We could, we could belong together

We could, we could belong together

My boyfriend and I were going on an 11 hour bus trip together and when we got the tickets we read that, in case of an accidental death while on the bus, the passenger is insured for $ 3000. So we immediately looked at each other like

"911 whats your emergency?"
“I can’t stop playing the most stupid game ever and they updated it, send help please”

"911 whats your emergency?"
“I can’t stop playing the most stupid game ever and they updated it, send help please”

From 0 to lame, my hair is a 10

bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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Then I hope they’re free because I’m not paying to eat the smallest nachos in the universe

Then I hope they’re free because I’m not paying to eat the smallest nachos in the universe